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Valentine

A lot of guys hate Valentines Day.  About half the women seem to like it, the other half shun it as a materialistic, nihlistic idiotic tradition.

What I hear most are things like – “why act romantic once a year.  You should be doing it EVERY DAY.”

Yea, except that you don’t.

“It’s a holiday made up by Hallmark to sell flowers and candy and cards.  I dont’ buy into all that.”

But you buy into Christmas – sponsored by Toys R Us and Thanksgiving, created by Butterball?

My take is a little more simple.  I like Valentines because it’s an extra chance that I’ll get laid.

My big four days of the year are Valentines Day, My Birthday, My Anniversary, and Memorial Day (I don’t get that one either, but I just go with it.  The lady wants what the lady wants).  Those are my “most likely to get laid” days.  Better than Christmas, I’ll tell you that.

And Valentines day you don’t even have to spend as much.  Christmas seems to cost me $500 bucks or more.  Valentines?  Some flowers and a card cost $50 if you pick them yourself.  You can make a card.  And coupons for free back rubs practically print themselves.

Come on guys!  It’s a small price to pay for a roll in the hay.  Think about it.

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